Hello. I didn’t write a blog post last week. Smack me with a
tofurkey and call me Matilda.
(If you’re bored with this already, scroll down to the
bottom. There’s a freebie.)
I’ve just been having a think about what to write about
while I was in the shower. I was running through what I’ve done this week. At
about the hair conditioner stage I realised I don’t interact with people much. This
is what happens when you work from home. It’s not necessarily a bad thing. I’ve
met people.
I did interact with a lot of spiders this week though. There
was a scout party of three sent to my office. I was happy to co-exist. They
were on the ceiling and I don’t go there often.
A couple of days after they first arrived, I looked up to
see how Itsy, Bitsy and Charlotte were doing. I noticed there were bits of dirt
in the corner of the ceiling. Then I realised that the bits of dirt were
moving. I got up to give my short-sighted eyes more of a chance. I saw it wasn’t
just one corner of the ceiling. The swarm was concentrated there, but they were
spreading. A dozen had already taken the corner by the light switch. A troop of
eight was marching across the expanse of white matt to the bookshelf corner. It
was a full-on invasion. I lost count at 77 arachnids when the doorbell rang (it
was the twazzy postman – the one who has to snort snot back up his nose before
he talks).
In the end they had to be dealt with (sadly only the
spiders, not the postman). I didn’t do it myself. I’m choosing to believe that
every one of them is now living on a farm in the country.
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I released Enjoy Your Stay,
a short story, on Smashwords this week. If you use code WT99X at the checkout,
it’ll be free (valid until 9 December 2012).